(at first, attempted to be put in chronological order, but that plan was soon abandoned)
"A smart person would put this down and just enjoy the rest of the party..."
"You're not a smart person."
"Starting early, are we?"
"That doesn't actually have any in it."
"It has bananas."
"That's not exactly the same."
"But it has bananas."
"I know! Carina, I have this hair..."
"Yeah, Carissa, this hair that just doesn't grow for years and it's never grown!"
"If I hadn't had this much to drink, I probably wouldn't be laying on top of you like this."
"Because only your lower half is inside the hula hoop, only your lower half will be included in the three-some."
"I'm lion hunting!"
"Noo! We're locked in the bathroom! Help!"
"I'm not putting a fish on my head. I haven't had that much to drink yet."
"I do have self control! If somebody asked me for sex right now, I would say no!"
"So, remember when I said I might be on my way?"
"Are you there?"
"I'm kinda there..."
"Hey guys! I got laid twice!"
*dancing with a hula hoop*
*singing and suddenly forgetting the words to the next verse, and abruptly stopping*
"Was there any silliness at this party?"
"What kind of silliness?"
"Yeah, there was a little."
"Alright, that's good."
"...Apparently I'm really funny..."
"I'm proud of you."
These stories are much more amusing in person. Ask me about them sometime. It's a pretty good laugh. I apologize if you were looking for a really good laugh here. I suddenly found I was kinda reluctant to post too many details here. =P
"So, how did you feel when you woke up this morning?"
2 weeks ago