Me: Henry, we were just talking about how you make this piece happen. (meant in the most suggestive way possible)
Glenn: Yeah, well I can make this song happen.
Me: But Henry can make *anything* happen. *wink*
Glenn: Well I...nevermind.
Me: Hah, you can't make dirty jokes with just anybody since you have a girlfriend now.
Glenn: Yeah, that's why I stopped.
Me: See, I'm single. I can make dirty jokes with anybody I want to. I like a joke whore!
And that's my conclusion of the day.
"I have to know which one is cuter, so I can eat the other one, and then stare at the cute one until I decide to eat it too."
2 months ago